For the most part I choose to review toys I assume I will like. These leads to Harper and I reviewing lots of dildos, harnesses, and wands. It all seemed a little routine in a way. So dare say it we figured we would venture and try something new. Something different.
Details
The Gladiator Remote Control Silicone Vibrating Cock Ring By Adrien Lastic is one of the most confusing items I have ever unboxed. It is hard to orient, difficult to decide what exactly goes where. Once the cock ring is situated in place what you end up with is a vibrator on the head of your shaft meant to stimulate your partner internally, and one on the top of your mons to stimulate your partners clit. The idea is simple enough, the execution is lacking.
My only thoughts before we even started was how difficult it is to put on and how awkward it is to use, there were not high hopes for this toy so far.
Use
Use was a disaster from the start and did not get much better from there. It was a chore to get on, a combination of lubed hands, parts, and trying to stretch this atrocity over my junk only took away from the task at hand. Once situated as it was supposed to be it was interesting, but not much more than that. The vibrators were buzzy and ineffective, the internal bit was hard and pointy, uncomfortable to insert and Harper was not enjoying any part of it.
It is a shame when a toy does not live up to expectations. But it is even worse when they actually make things worse. The Gladiator Cock Ring deflated any sense of pleasure and sexiness from the situation and is not product I would be reaching for in the moment.
I have not written many negative reviews to date, and that usually has to do with only accepting offers for products that we know we enjoy, and unfortunately this time we strayed, and it backfired a little bit.
Due to our disdain for this product and the amount of discomfort it has caused us in its limited time in our live, it has me hating it all over again just writing this review. Like digging up a dreaded past event and reliving it once more.
I know every toy will not work for every person. Something that one-person loves can be a dud for you and that is what makes navigating this vast world of sex toys so complicated at times. I hope this review can act as a public service announcement for the terrible, terrible to that is the Gladiator Remote Control Silicone Vibrating Cock Ring By Adrien Lastic.
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